{"product_id":"my-dog-says-youre-a-hoe","title":"my dog says you're a hoe","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eListen… \u003cstrong data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eI didn’t say it. She did.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eAnd honestly? She’s a pretty good judge of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"397\"\u003eThese are the grips for when you want to show up to class, mind your business… and still cause a little chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"432\"\u003e🐶💋 \u003cstrong data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eWhy these hit different:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"880\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"565\" data-section-id=\"1qzkhfb\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eFull-foot grip coverage\u003c\/strong\u003e from toe to heel = no slipping when things start getting shaky \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"663\" data-section-id=\"168qhr5\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eSignature heart grips\u003c\/strong\u003e to keep you locked in through every lunge, plank, and life decision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"780\" data-section-id=\"qlxv55\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eSoft cotton microfiber blend\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels good the entire class \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"880\" data-section-id=\"1ly9tk\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eTwo size options\u003c\/strong\u003e because “one size fits all” is a lie \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eA classic white crew sock with bold red stripes and embroidered text + lips detail—aka \u003cstrong data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"999\"\u003esweet, but make it savage.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003ePerfect for Pilates, barre, Lagree… or silently judging everyone in the room (with your dog’s full support).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize guide: s\/m (women: 5-8.5) m\/l (women: 9-12) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*size down for tighter\/snug fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Getta Grip Sock Co.","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":51917118243096,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M\/L","offer_id":51917118275864,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/3110\/9656\/files\/MyDogSaysYou_reaHoe2.png?v=1775346445","url":"https:\/\/thegripcollective.com\/products\/my-dog-says-youre-a-hoe","provider":"The Grip Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}