my dog says you're a hoe

Your dog has concerns. Apparently discretion isn’t one of them.

These white crew grip socks put “my dog says you’re a hoe” in an embroidered text box, add red lips, and finish the whole accusation with true-red stripes and matching heart grips. For Pilates, barre, Lagree, and the friend who appreciates a deeply unserious gift.

• Signature heart-shaped grip sole for studio workouts
• Classic crew height

Materials: 85% cotton microfiber, 13% polyester, 2% spandex.

Size & fit: S/M: women’s US 5–8.5. M/L: women’s US 9–12. The brand recommends sizing down for a snugger fit.