Pilates is My Boyfriend Tote

Some relationships are complicated. This one just asks you to show up, breathe, and try not to swear during the hundred.

The Pilates Is My Boyfriend Tote Bag is for anyone whose reformer has become their longest and most committed relationship. Roomy enough to carry your grip socks, water bottle, studio essentials, and the miscellaneous things that somehow follow us everywhere, it's made for class days, coffee runs, errands, and all the places you go while still dressed like you might be headed to Pilates.

And honestly, "Pilates is my boyfriend" tells people everything they need to know without forcing you to make small talk.

Cute, practical, and slightly too accurate. Just how we like our accessories.